The world’s athletes are stickhandling, twizzling and slaloming apace at the Winter Olympics. Dreams are coming true, hopes are being crushed, and it’s all playing out online for a populace desperate for some light relief. That’s a recipe for some viral moments.
If you can’t scroll OlympicsTok all day — a full-time job in addition to actually watching the events, and whatever your actual job is — here are the top moments capturing attention from Milan-Cortina so far.
A biathlete’s affair confession
Whatever else the highly decorated Norwegian athlete Sturla Holm Laegreid achieves in his sporting career, it’ll almost certainly be overshadowed by the fact that he won a bronze medal in biathlon — and then immediately gave a television interview in which he confessed to cheating on his girlfriend.
“Half a year ago, I met the love of my life. The world’s most beautiful and nicest person. Three months ago I made the mistake of my life and cheated on her, and I told her about that a week ago,” Laegreid told a reporter on camera, apropos of nothing. “This has been the worst week of my life.”
His teammate won gold, and dedicated the victory to another biathlete who had died.
Laegerid later apologized again, this time for “revealing this personal story on a happy day for Norwegian biathlon.” He said, “I am not myself and not thinking clearly.”
Athletes say their medals are breaking
“Do not jump in them!” That’s the stern warning being given to athletes after a rash of medal malfunctions occurred as athletes celebrated their wins. Breezy Johnson, the American skier, said her gold medal broke before she even got to her press conference. “It came apart,” she said, identifying the issue as the attachment between the ribbon that goes around the neck and the medal itself.
American figure skater Alysa Liu also posted on social media about her gold medal breaking, writing: “My medal don’t need the ribbon.”
Related: Olympic gold medals aren’t actually solid gold (likely a relief given the price of the precious metal is at record highs). They’re made of pure silver encased in a layer of gold.
The chocolate lava cake is the new chocolate muffin
At the Paris Olympics, athletes raved about a particular chocolate muffin served in the athletes’ village cafeteria. In Milan, there’s a new viral dessert at the canteens: The tortino cuore fondente, which is a chocolate lava cake. Canadian speedskater Courtney Sarault was among the first to alert the world to its gooey, warm existence in a viral TikTok post captioned “found the Winter Olympics chocolate muffin” with over 340K likes.
There is a rival dessert, however: In a viral video, Swiss snowboarder Jonas Hessler proclaimed Milan’s tiramisu “the new chocolate muffin,” rating it a 12/10 and arguing it’s always the first dessert to vanish from the buffet.
Canadian Olympian Natalie Spooner’s food reviews go viral
It’s non-stop action in the athlete canteen: Canadian hockey player Natalie Spooner has been reviewing various items on the menu in the Olympic Village, and TikTok is eating it up.
Her six videos in a series she’s dubbed “Spooner’s chocolate monster reviews” have racked up over 2 million views so far, with her thoughts on a mid chocolate pudding reaching over 1 million views alone. Her verdict on the chocolate lava cake, by the way? A rave review and a score of 9.1/10.
Snoop Dogg was all of us reacting to Lindsey Vonn’s crash
When veteran American skier Lindsey Vonn crashed just seconds into her comeback attempt, Snoop Dogg was standing in the crowd at the bottom of the hill, wearing a jacket with her face printed on it. His blank yet horrified expression, mirroring everyone else’s, went viral.
Later, the rapper who started out as Olympic comedic relief but has become something of an “honorary coach” told NBC: “She needs to know that we love her. The people around the whole world love her. I was there at the venue. When she took the fall, the whole stadium clapped. They stood up in love and were giving her appreciation as she flew away in the helicopter. She is a total inspiration.”
Vonn is stable now but will need more surgeries for her broken leg.
Milan-Cortina is full of Canadian Olympic couples
Fittingly for a games that falls over Valentine’s Day, there are quite a few Canadian couples with both partners in competition this year. We’ve got married hockey players Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey, both going for gold in women’s hockey.
There’s also husband-wife duo Brett Gallant and Jocelyn Peterman competing together in mixed doubles curling — they fell in love after Gallant asked Peterman to be his curling partner. Their son, Luke, is also in Milan to cheer them on.
A post-race proposal
There are surprise proposals, and then there’s your boyfriend waiting for you with a ring at the bottom of the slope after you’ve just crashed out of your medal-contending ski race. Luckily, American Breezy Johnson, who won the gold medal in the same downhill event where Lindsay Vonn crashed, always dreamed of being proposed to at the Olympics. “It felt fitting combining my two loves,” she said of the moment. “And also you get free photography.”
Canada’s men’s hockey team do the wave
Athletes, they’re just like us! Courtesy of Mitch Marner, a clip of the Canadian men’s hockey team caught doing the wave while spectating at a skating event has spread like wildfire.
“Reverse uno card moment,” is how Marner captioned the varying degrees of enthusiasm — some intense concentration, some very half-hearted hand raising — shown by his team as they participated in this ancient crowd ritual.
