We all need Melania Trump's inauguration hat — so we can shield our eyes from the next four terrifying years

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By News Room 9 Min Read


Buckle up, we are entering four years of turbulence.

On Monday, Donald Trump was coronated to the messianic delight of his fans. The inauguration was like getting attacked by stray dogs inside a Pottery Barn. Trump 2.0 will the director’s cut of his original 2016 melodrama, a film noir by a bête noire who believes he is endorsed by God.

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